A woman was having a medical problem - her
husband was snoring very loudly and every night ! So she called the
doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to
relieve her "suffering."
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband" said the doctor, "but it is really rather expensive. It will cost you £10,000 down, and payments of £1000 for 36 months, plus payments for extras of course.
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "that sounds like I'm buying a yacht!"
"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
I found the above joke on 'tinterweb'. I thought this one was amusing too:
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good-looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island.
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband" said the doctor, "but it is really rather expensive. It will cost you £10,000 down, and payments of £1000 for 36 months, plus payments for extras of course.
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "that sounds like I'm buying a yacht!"
"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
I found the above joke on 'tinterweb'. I thought this one was amusing too:
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good-looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island.
One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."
Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself.
With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.
The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"
We will of course need a good supply of jokes to keep the crew amused during our circumnavigation of GB. I rather like the one about the crab walking into the bar and demanding a drink......but you'll have to ask me about that one as it requires some hand action to fully appreciate it!
Which are your favourite sailing jokes?
"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."
Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself.
With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.
The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"
We will of course need a good supply of jokes to keep the crew amused during our circumnavigation of GB. I rather like the one about the crab walking into the bar and demanding a drink......but you'll have to ask me about that one as it requires some hand action to fully appreciate it!
Which are your favourite sailing jokes?
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