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Joke:
The Christmas marina berth
Two weary sailors (a man and a woman) who have never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on overnight when their yacht was berthed in a marina during the Christmas period. It was snowing outside, and rather cold inside. After finding out that no other accommodations could be made, they agreed that they were both professional and capable of getting past the man woman thing. They decided to simply go to sleep, the man in the upper berth and the woman in the lower berth. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, and with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better idea. Just for tonight let's pretend that we are married." The man , more than a little surprised at the turn of events but very agreeable to the idea winks and says, "OK, that sounds great!" The woman says "Good...get your own blanket"
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